Frankly So Super Scooper
Frankly, tipping the bag was never a system.
You know the move. Tip, hope, and end up with an avalanche on one side of the yogurt and a rumor on the other. We watched that happen enough times to go and make the thing that fixes it.
Meet the Super Scooper. Brushed stainless steel, laser-etched, and heavy enough to feel like an actual object rather than something that fell out of a protein tub. It has no cape. It does not need one.
This one isn’t for sale — you unlock it.
The Super Scooper is a gift, not a product. Get your cart over $60 and it turns up in your cart with an Add it button next to it. One tap and it’s yours, free. No code, nothing to remember, and you can always say no thanks.
Two three-pouch boxes will do it. So will any bundle over $60.
Shop the rangeOne scoop, five grams
Here’s the genuinely useful part. One level scoop is about 5g of protein — so two scoops is the full 10g serving. No scales, no squinting at the back of the pouch, no wondering whether you’ve had enough. Scoop twice and you’re done.
- One scoop — about 5g protein
- Two scoops — about 10g protein, one full serving
- 30 ml, or roughly two tablespoons
What makes it super
- Food-grade brushed stainless steel, 1 mm wall. No flex, no bend, no sad plastic creak.
- 138 mm handle with a hole in the end, so it lives on a hook instead of lost at the bottom of a drawer
- Laser-etched, not printed — it will outlast the pouch, and probably the drawer
- Dishwasher safe. Obviously.
Limited run. When they’re gone, they’re gone.
Frankly, tipping the bag was never a system.
You know the move. Tip, hope, and end up with an avalanche on one side of the yogurt and a rumor on the other. We watched that happen enough times to go and make the thing that fixes it.
Meet the Super Scooper. Brushed stainless steel, laser-etched, and heavy enough to feel like an actual object rather than something that fell out of a protein tub. It has no cape. It does not need one.
This one isn’t for sale — you unlock it.
The Super Scooper is a gift, not a product. Get your cart over $60 and it turns up in your cart with an Add it button next to it. One tap and it’s yours, free. No code, nothing to remember, and you can always say no thanks.
Two three-pouch boxes will do it. So will any bundle over $60.
Shop the rangeOne scoop, five grams
Here’s the genuinely useful part. One level scoop is about 5g of protein — so two scoops is the full 10g serving. No scales, no squinting at the back of the pouch, no wondering whether you’ve had enough. Scoop twice and you’re done.
- One scoop — about 5g protein
- Two scoops — about 10g protein, one full serving
- 30 ml, or roughly two tablespoons
What makes it super
- Food-grade brushed stainless steel, 1 mm wall. No flex, no bend, no sad plastic creak.
- 138 mm handle with a hole in the end, so it lives on a hook instead of lost at the bottom of a drawer
- Laser-etched, not printed — it will outlast the pouch, and probably the drawer
- Dishwasher safe. Obviously.
Limited run. When they’re gone, they’re gone.
















